AKA, The No, I'm not Cynical, whatever gave you that idea list!
1. Lips is going to take over the world. That's why he rarely talks. He's afraid he'll reveal his plans.
2. Robin will get hooked on drugs when he gets holder, and will fall into the typical child star thing.
3. Dr. Teeth is gay. Look at his clothes.
4. Skeeter, after leaving to explore, was abducted by aliens. Come on, you'd think we'd have seen her after a while if she was just exploring. Then again, they never saw Amelia Earheart (sp?) again...
5. The Electric Mayhem will eventually go broke, some of them will turn to drugs/booze, some of them will get married, and then divorced, and one or two of them will die at a young age.
6. Miss Piggy will become a porn star.
7. Kermit is going to kill someone someday.
8. Beaker will get fed up and plot to kill Bunsen, if Bunsen doesn't accidently kill him first.
9. OR, Bunsen and Beaker are secretly lovers.
10. Zoot smokes pot.
I certainly hope I don't need to repeat that all (ie: most of) that was completely bizarro, as in I don't REALLY think these things. They'd just be kinda funny if they happened. Not ha-ha funny. You know what I mean. Of course, why am I explaining this? Like anyone's reading this. You've probably gone onto the next part of the site, or better yet, to some other website.
