1. You find yourself dressing up like your favorite Muppet.
2. You married someone with the same name as a Muppet.
3. You change your name to a Muppet name.
4. You can sing Rainbow Connection backwards five times fast.
5. Your favorite Muppeteer has a restraining order on you.
6. You find nothing wrong with Animal's behavior.
7. You find nothing wrong with Dr. Teeth's attire.
8. You have paid more for Muppet stuff than your house.
9. You always play Movin' Right Along while driving.
10. You want to play Somebody's Getting Married and He'll Make Me Happy at your wedding.
