Big Bird- Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters P, W, and P.
Elmo- Elmo will kill you in your sleep.
Floyd- I think I'll be a country western singer. My girlfriend left me and crashed my pick-up truck when she used it to run over my dog.
Kermit- Robin, quit pondering over the mysterious disappearance of Miss Piggy and eat your ham sandwich.
Animal- I say, good show, old chap.
Hero Guy- Guess what? Some big movie pwoducews saw Baby Beaw's dwawings of me, and they'we going to make a movie about me now!
Janice- So I was on my hands and knees the other day, scrubbing the floor while my boyfriend f*cked me up the ass... (Reference to something on Comedy Central Presents...)
Dr. Teeth- I'm going to buy normal looking clothes and sell all my old clothes- but not to Hera! (Bastard!)
