1. Bling bling- I though this was the sound a banjo made.
2. God-fearing
3. Supposebly- Yes, I know it's not a real word. That's why
I hate hearing it.
4. "There's more than one way to skin a cat!"- What sicko would
want to skin a cat in the first place?
5. Homophobe- A comedian once commented on this, saying that maybe
"homophobes" who punch and start fights with homosexuals aren't "homophobic", maybe they're just assholes. Seriously.
Next time I meet a homophobe, when we encounter as homosexual, I want to see them scream "EEK!", and jump on a chair.
6. Crap like "u r " blah blah blah- Are we so lazy that we can't
write two more freaking letters?
7. Charlie- if this is your name, no offense. But what kind
of nickname is Charlie? I thought nicknames were supposed to be shorter than the original name. It has the same
number of syllables and letters as Charles!
8. Casualties of war
9. Shitzu or however it's spelled. Poor dog.
10. "S/he likes you!"- when a dog or whatever is like, humping your
leg or whatever. I'd hate to see what it would do if it didn't like me.
11. "Can I ask you a question?"- uh... well, now do I really have
a choice?
12. "Needless to say"- Okay, then why are you saying it?
13. Popups. I hate them so much I hate their fucking name.
How many have you seen actually pop upwards on the screen? Well, aside from the freaky ones that have the close
or x thing in some strange small place that's impossible to find... popups don't go "up", they just kind of appear there.
14. Sixth. It's a bitch to pronounce. Good thing I don't
drink. "Thish ish only my shikshth one, bartender! Gimme a sheventh."
