Go away.
Preferably to one of these places:
Homestarrunner.com
Fanfiction.net
dc's hp illustrations
Eric Conveys an Emotion
Angel's Chimera Dreams
Animated Lust
Maikarodwen's Grey Haven
Tolkien Slash
Bag-End Inn
Muppet Central
Janice: "Fer sure!"
Tough Pigs
Palisades Toys
WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU STILL HERE?