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1. "Die, bitch!" -I said this the first time I tried to kill
Hitler, but now I say it to all the bad guys. Mostly the dogs.
2. "How dare you live!? You'd think they'd have
the decency to die after I shot them." -And it has nothing to do with my sucky aim.
3. "I'll teach you to shoot me!"
-Don't you hate it when they get a good shot? Especially the stupid guards.
4. "Hehe, stupid Nazi!" -Mostly
said while doing the first one of the Simple pleasures I have listed.
5. "Hey, ocifer!" -In case you didn't know,
the dudes in white are officers.
6. "I hate dogs." -They don't give you anything!
7. "How nice! He held
the door open for me!" -In reference to #5 of Simple pleasures.
8. "Yay! Cheap plastic junk to steal!"
-Come on, you know that gold crap scattered throughout the levels Hitler just got out of a cereal box.
9. "There's all
this tacky gold crap around... I think Hitler was in league with Sauron." -Yeah, the ring came from a cereal box,
too. No, wait- a cracker jacks box.
10. "Mmm, dog food!" -It is dog food, isn't it?
11. "Mwahahahahahaha!"
-I wish I could do this better.
12. "'That's a big tuwkey.'" -Turkey, chicken, whatever. Watch the Yello Dello
at homestarrunner.com
13. "Hey, you can stop shooting. It's not a guard, it's just a picture of Hitler. So?
Good point." -An actual conversation I had (thought) with myself.
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