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A hobbit, human, elf and dwarf are in plane, but it's too heavy.  They push the baggage out, but it's still too heavy.
The human says "For Gondor!" and jumps off the plane.
The hobbit says "For the Shire!" and jumps off the plane.
The elf says "For Lothlorien!" and pushes the dwarf off the plane.