A hobbit walks into a McDonald's.
"Gimme a beer," he says. The man next to him starts laughing.
"You idiot! They don't sell beer here!" he tells him.
The hobbit is embarrased, but then he starts laughing, too.
"What's so funny?" the man asks.
The hobbit replies, "You're the one who's stupid! You came
here for the food!"
