"I am clam."
"Pointy ears turn me on."
"I'm not crazy- oh wait, yes I am... Nevermind."
"ME GUSTAN LOS GATOS!"
"Yo soy un gato."
"Ponytails turn me on."
"Holy fuck shit damn!"
"The gremlins are helping me take over the world."
"Elrond and Isildur were my friends, but I lost them. No,
really."
"Mein irken!"
"My voices can beat up your voices."
"My god can beat up your god."
"There should be an e-mail with really pretty pictures, a really
soothing midi, and a really heartfelt message, and at the end, it should tell you to send it to ten people or go to hell."
"On my planet we eat canaries."
"I like guys in women's clothing."
"Smurf."
"Okee Dokee Ben Kenobi!"
"I'm gonna slash them."
"Hobbity goodness!"
Someone else- "Dammit!" Me- "Janet!"
"Buttmonkey!"
"Nutbuggies!"
"Pweeeeeeeeeeee..."
