The singular boring question: What is your name? Leathanyn
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Ricardo
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? No having kids!
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Um, Zim. Then I'd walk around going "I am ZIM!"
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? None, but they misspell my last name.
6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name? Yeah.

THE LOGICAL QUESTIONS (do not take offense to any of the answers below)
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? I believe in Heaven but not hell.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? No, I dont think God even has a true physical form.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Lots of times.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? No. The original intentions are good, but people forget what its really all about. (The Hokey-pokey. Okay, not really.)
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven, or if someone was a jerk in their life, reincarnation.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Not really, but I were out in public saying these things instead of just posting them on the internet, Id definitely feel weirder.

HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Pretty easy. My friend and I watched the "Make your own *bleep* popcorn!" part of the Fast and the Furious over and over once and cracked up each time.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? My best friend Suki. Were like a pair of hyenas together.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? I thought the whole purpose of a joke was to get a laugh out of someone; why shouldnt I laugh at a joke? And if its offensive, I say to that, "Its just a joke!"
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Im not a great joke teller. I prefer to say weird random stuff and repeat funny things Id read.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Antidisestablishmentarianism.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I dunno, Ive written a lot of stupid crap. I guess the Cray-zee stories.

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? I cannot dance.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? I hate pop and most rap. And country. I dont care for blues, either.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? How about, oh, all of them? Especially Blind Guardians. I mean, they are my favourite band, but for all I know, their lyrics could mean "We are lilac giraffes who worship the spiral notebook demon of the sea." I am that clueless.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? In my hee-ead, its only in my head I dunno..
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? The Bards Song: In the Forest and Wind-Up Toy.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Something by Nirvana. I still say Kurt Cobains a valar.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Id be happy to hear the object of my affections say "Hi" to me!

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Lost and Found. My friend tried to chuck my copy out a window.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Occcasionally. But I really liked the second Lion King.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader, and Han Solo is great, and so is Obi Wan and R2.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Dogma type movies that if you can get past the "offensive" stuff, its really funny and thought-provoking.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Most teen romance comedy crap things.

COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? I wanna know stuff!
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I dont know how to IM.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I dont IM, but when I post on boards or e-mail, Ill say weird stuff like "shizat, spiffay, and purposely misspell words like gweat, kookoo, and stuf.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No. I want to get on Ebay and stuff, though.
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? No, surprisingly, not even during that time.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Usually not bitches.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Sometimes are jerks.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Why some of them are such assholes. (Oh wait, I think the same thing about girls.)

CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Well, I say hes good-looking.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Gwen Stefanis! If I wasnt straight Id so have a crush on her!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? People always say Winona Ryder as Lydia. Ive also heard I look like Madonna and Elijah Wood.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Winona Ryder.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Thats never happened to me.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? I dont know. Having a mind again would be so weird.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Who is he, exactly? The name rings a bell.

NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? I fake laugh to make fun of people who still really do laugh at it- especially if theyre as old as/older than me.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Still dont.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? My what?
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Read my above answer.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Theres an extension?
(58) Are there too many numbers floating around in our lives? We should have patterns. "Hey, call me at swirly plaid zigzig pinstripe."
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Yea. Me no good with math.
(60) What do you think of pie? I like some pie. Pie, in general, is good.

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? This much: *Puts index finger and thumb really close together*
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you react? "I really dont want A boyfriend write now" to let him know it really wasnt anything personal.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Getting to know you, getting to know all about you
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yep.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? It isnt?
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I dont know. What is the purpose of sex, to reproduce or to express love? Or both? Well, I suppose any sex I have in the future Id like to have with emotional commitment.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Thats YOUR opinion!
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Very rarely.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Hell yeah.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? Hehe, 69. (I swear Im making fun!)

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My cat, but I dont think I really own her.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? More cats.
(73) How badly do you want it? Bad, but I can wait.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? I wanna!
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? I realized instantly after I looked back at the section title. Its because shes possessed, right?

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Yeah. Apparently the people at the manger were Baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Wisemen, and Frosty the snowman. Who cares about some damn snow sculpture?
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I have the soul of a thirty year old. (One of my many mysterious yet irrelevant sayings.) I do, by the way.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Sailor Mercury.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? I believe I was a clown once. Clowns are creepy.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Thanksgiving?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? Be as Crazy as you can before skool starts again Day!

MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Wait, what was the question?
(83) How good is your long-term memory? Not bad.
(84) What is your earliest memory? Fourth birthday, I received a pink barbie van.
(85) What is your happiest memory? Seeing the Lord of the Rings. Each of the seven times.
(86) What is your strangest memory? All the ones with my friend.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? And then there was silence by Blind Guardian.

TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? The Little Princess, Titanic, and The Outsiders.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? The Outsiders almost did.
(90) What song makes/made you cry? None.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Ive read some things on the internet.