FOTW Chapter Three

*Gandalf rides to Isengard, and on the way there, he runs into Radagast the Polka-dotted. And I TOTALLY forget what happened then, so I'll just wing it.*
Radagast- Hey, how are you?
Gandalf- Fine. You?
Radagast- I'm doin' okay.
Gandalf- Nice weather we're having.
Radagast- Yep, yep.
Gandalf- *Whistles*.
Radagast- I guess you should go to Saruman.
Gandalf- Okay.
Radagast- Bye.
Gandalf- Seeya. *Rides off.*
Girlmeowth- To quote Homestar from homestarrunner.com, "Oh man that was tewwible!"
*Gandalf goes up to Isengard. Saruman the Striped comes out.*
Cris- Of the closet.
Girlmeowth- Righ- Shut up!
Saruman- *Giggling* Hey Gandalf! Dya lika my nails!? Omigawd, I like, totally just had them done this afternoon! Aren't they, like, great? *Giggles some more*.
Gandalf- O_O *Runs away*.
Girlmeowth- Come back here! You're supposed to find out that he's evil!
Gandalf- As if that whole nail bit didnt give it away!
Girlmeowth- Plus, you gotta get trapped on a tower.
Gandalf- Fine. *Goes back*.
Saruman- Oh, good, you came back! We can, like, braid each other's hair!
Gandalf- *Gun to head*.
Saruman- Oh, by the way, I am no longer Saruman the Striped. I am Saruman the Plaid!
Gandalf- I liked Striped better.
Saruman- Shut up. And I totally have this really stylish crystal ball thingy! Actually, I dont know if it's crystal, but-
Gandalf- A palantir? You dumbass, we dont know about the other seeing stones! We dont know who else could be watching!
Saruman- Oh, by the way, we totally gotta join up with Sauron. Mordor is like, all the rage this season.
Gandalf- You are evil now. That is not good. I should leave.
*All the doors close on him*.
Saruman- I dont believe you! I was gonna show you my new N*SYNC CD! *Kicks him in the head*.
Gandalf- *Kicks him in the head*.
Saruman- *Kicks him in the head*.
Gandalf- Wait, why aren't we using our staffs?
Saruman- Beats me. *They start using their staffs. Saruman somehow gets both staffs and starts spinning Gandalf around on the floor. Cris and Mel magically appear.*
Cris- *Singing* You spi-
Mel- If you sing that Dead or Alive song, I'll kick you in the head with cleats on.
Cris- Fine, I wont sing. *Hums it.*
Mel- *Glares daggers*
Cris- HEE HEE HEE HEE! *Runs off, giggling maniacally.*
Mel- *In Gollum voice* Nassty images... Must get nassty images out of head... *Rocks both and forth in fetal position.*
Cris- HEE HEE HEE- AAAAUUUGGGHHHHH! *Falls out open window.*
Saruman- Um, riiiiight.
Cris and Mel- *Twitch, twitch.*
Gandalf- Soooo, Cris and Mel are currently, ehm, distracted... sooo...
Saruman- We can do whatever we want!
Both- *Laughing insanely* No annoying girls to bother us!
*Later*
Gandalf- Got any threes?
Saruman- Nope. Go fish.
Gandalf- *Slipping momentarily into teeny-bopper mode* Sharkeeeey, don't you have anything else to do here? -damn, I've been hanging around you too long- I mean, this sucks. What else is there to do?
Saruman- Well, I had to like, sell all my stuff at e-bay to get this one great guy-maker thingy!
Gandalf- "Guy-maker thingy"?
Saruman- Yeah, I'll show ya! *Sends him up to top of tower.*
Gandalf- *Sees orcs making Uruk-Hai. Calls down to Saruman.* Um, I hate to tell, you, but those arent guys. They're Uruk-Hai.
Saruman- I know, but I couldn't get my money back.
Gandalf- How many times have I got to tell you, stop watching those infomercials!
Saruman- I think the Uruk-Hai are cool.
Gandalf- O_o. I'm afraid to ask what you're going to do with them.
Saruman- *Blushing furiously*. That's entirely none of your beeswax!
Gandalf- Actually, I'll be surprised if they aren't blow-up dolls.
Saruman- *Looks offended*. I'm offended!
Gandalf- And appalled.
Saruman- And appalled!
Gandalf- And hurt.
Saruman- And hurt!
Gandalf- And shocked.
Saruman- And shocked!
Gandalf- And creepy.
Saruman- And creepy! -Hey!
Gandalf- *Smirk* And easy to trick.
Saruman- Whatever, I gotta leave now.
Gandalf- And youre just gonna leave me up here??
Saruman- Yep.
Gandalf- Okay.
*Saruman leaves.*